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A hideously ugly baby, with usually good looking parents, who when you first lay eyes on it, causes your brain to make the high pitched squealing noise oft associated with bat sonar. Sometimes bat baby's may have wings or pointy fang like teeth.
The super model couple down the street just got back from the hospital......you should see the bat baby they brought back; it'll make your brain explode.
Any blood or soul sucking woman whose very existence leads to unquantifiable suffering.
The she-bat may take many forms, commonly seen in the form of nagging wives/girlfriends, moms or professors.
Their natural prey exclusively consists of the male form of the human species although animal victims have been recorded as well.
An affected male typically shows signs of contempt towards the she-bat, but ultimately ends up killing himself.
There are no known cures although copious amounts of alcohol and/or stupefying agents do provide some relief. Death, most commonly by suicide, is inevitable.
Popular Media: Charlie, from 'Two and a Half Men' refers to his mother as being a 'crazy she-bat'.
X: Heard about the psychiatry test?
Y: Yeah. It doesn't really help that the entire department is full of vengeful beasts and that the lecturer is a crazy she-bat.
When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
A second phone used for talking to girls beside a wife, fiance or steady girlfriend.
I just bought a Tracphone aka "a Bat Phone" from Walmart so I won't get caught by my wife talking to this chick.
extremely; very; to a degree beyond normal reckoning
bat-shit insane
A small bat that was spotted blasting off with the space shuttle on 03/15/2009 and clinging to the back side of Discovery's external fuel tank apparently held on throughout the launch.
"03/15/2009 - Never forget Space Bat"
When your computer or laptop begins to malfunction whilst on the internet, rather by strange and unusual noises, popups, or just turning off. All the work of the dreaded Internet Bats.
Last night my computer got attacked by Internet Bats, my whole internet turned off.