drunk bus

A part of normal weekend life at James Madison University (JMU)in Harrisonburg, VA. The Drunk Buses run from 10 PM-3 AM every Friday and Saturday night, taking young partiers to every major off-campus apartment complex in Harrisonburg. The drunk bus is usually filled to the brim with people....not so fun sober, but awesome and a good way to meet people when you're good and drunk. Things one may witness on the drunk bus include, but are not limited to:

1) Pole dancing.
2) Random making out.
3) Orgies.
4) Belligerence and fights.
5) Vomiting.
6) Buswide singing to "Livin' on a Prayer."

Why the Harrisonburg Department of Public Transit enables such inebriation, we don't know...but hey, we aren't complaining.

Bob: "Oh man, I wanna hit up the parties at Trashby, but some bitch stole my car!"

Drew: "No prob man, we'll just hop on the 10:30 drunk bus"

Bob: "Oh, holla"

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short bus

School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.

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Bus head

To perform oral sex on another person while on a bus.

Corbin Peters was caught getting bus head at the marching band competition.

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bus therapy

Slang for when incarcerated men are transported to another prison.

I’m gonna systematically refuse a few direct orders and get me some bus therapy.

Victory Bus

n. When you have difficulty functioning the day after having sex all night, you're riding the victory bus. Similar to riding the struggle bus during a hangover, except a sex hangover is brought on by lack of sleep as opposed to alcohol.

Man 1: "Dude, you look wiped out. You're riding the struggle bus, aren't you?"

Man 2: "No, I didn't go out last night. But your ex-girlfriend came over and I've been riding the victory bus all day."

bus hot

A person who would not normally be considered attractive but is much hotter than the average person who rides the bus/subway.

That girl had a big ass and crooked teeth but she was still bus hot.

bus dating

(Verb)

The act of only acknowledging a relationship while on the schoolbus.

"They're not really dating, they're just bus dating"