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An inconvenient bruise on the end of your thumb caused by clicking the left analog stick to run in call of duty for endless hours.
i wish i didnt spend my entire day playing mw2, i have a terrible case of COD thumb.
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A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.
Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.
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A tactic surmised by angry girlfriends that consists of making the player feel guilty about playing call of duty instead of spending quality time with each other.
Steve: Dude I wanted to get three more rounds of COD in, but my girlfriend was just sitting next to me looking pissed. I couldn't take the guilt so I just quit and took her to the mall.
Mike: Sounds like a COD block to me.
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When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.
Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.
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The state in which a person playing Call of Duty is focused on nothing but the television screen. They don't have any other body functions excluding breathing, and yelling.
In arising from your CoD Coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.
"Dude, I was in my CoD Coma for like 6 hours last night; i didn't go to sleep until like 4 in the morning."
"Bro me too, when awoke from my CoD Coma I was hungry enough to eat a man's dick off."
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When your arsehole is gasping for air following a hot runny turd
Oh man I've just had some serious yawning cod action
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When change is asked for an element and then the element is changed too much, so the individuals who originally requested change are now complaining and want to go back.
When Black Ops 2 came out people wanted something different, when Advanced Warfare came out, people wanted to go back, classic example of The Cod Paradox...