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a girl who brings joy into everything, she has an amazing jawline and is the best detective in the whole world.
someone at the LAPD: who’s the best detective in the world?
lucifer: that will be my amazing girlfriend, chloe decker
The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".
The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.
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The double decker is a combination of the upper decker and a blumpkin. The guy is on the top tank performing an upper decker while the girl faces the wall with her feet on the toilet seat giving him a blumpkin while she drops a deuce in the bottom tank
Double Decker The bitch pissed me off so in her bathroom i gave her sister a Double Decker
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Unleashing the biggest load of crap in the top portion of the toilet.
"I wasn't able to get a beer at this party, so I took it upon myself to give him an upper decker in the toilet".
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When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.
She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.
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The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.
Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.
Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.
Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.
Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.
Step 5: Escape.
What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker
Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
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