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When you're fucking your cousin and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off
(To a group of people) Dude I Alabama Derby'd my hot aunt's daughter last night! It felt so good
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The most common definition of this proper noun is the Los Angeles restaurant frequented by stars of the silver screen in the 30's and 40's. This restaurant was named after the original Brown Derby that was opened in 1926 in Malvern, NY. I would like to make you aware that this term now refers to an act between a man an a woman. While said act could physically take place between two males, the term Brown Derby refers to a heterosexual treat that some lucky men regularly receive on their anniversaries after getting their lovely spouses soused.
Its derivation is twofold. The least graphic metaphor being that the purple helmet may take on a brown hue during the act. The second centers around the word Derby, in the context of a demolition derby where two objects are rammed into each other causing some amount of damage to the object with less momentum.
Well how the hell did she get pregnant if he only gave her a brown derby??
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When you are wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper
I went to take a shit today and recieved my second brown derby this week
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see the word lame. Terminology used at shows.
And she said, "that band is soo "derby lane"."
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An event organised within the gay community of Newcastle whereby, many gays decend upon some local stables and partake tin a frenetic orgy with the Studs tethered in their stalls
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Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
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a term for inserting small wooden cars into the vagina or anus for sexual pleasure.
get the cars billy! I'm horny for a pinewood derby!
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