Dual-gaming

When you play video games, computer games, or any kind of games, in pairs of 2.

Hey, man, what's with the two computers?

Nothin', just dual-gaming.

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

dual stepper

The type of person who uses both bathrooms

When I walk into zephyr, I see hella dual steppers

dual wielding

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m dual wielding right now

Dual wielding

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.

Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.

Dual Wielding

Wielding duel

What does dual wielding mean?

Dual-wielding

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.