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A variation of the stranger in which one sits on one's own hand until it goes numb and then uses said hand to masturbate. It gives one the sensation that somebody else is using the force to stimulate one's penis.
From a deleted scene in a Star Wars movie:
Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me."
*Yoda exposes himself to Luke*
Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"
Luke: "Ugh, gross! Put that thing away, Master Yoda."
*The spirit of Obi-Wan comes to Luke and speaks*
Obi-Wan: "Use the force, Luke."
Luke: "No way, I never agreed to this! I didn't come here to force choke a muppet's wrinkled and green penis!"
Obi-Wan: "Trust your feelings, Luke"
*Luke turns to Yoda reluctantly and nods*
Luke: "Alright, I'll give it a try."
Yoda: "No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try."
*The scene fades to black just as Luke begins to perform the unspeakable act*
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To use intuition, or allow your actions to be guided by whatever mystical force controls your destiny.
"But I don't know how to drive a combine-harvester!!"
"Use the Force, dude."
"Ahh, okay."
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Turn-Based Strategy RPG with a large cult following. Also the name of the force the player controls throughout the series.
The goal of Shining Force II is to command the Shining Force to defeat the evil demon Zeon.
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'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.
Me: Good Morning Dale.
Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.
Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.
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Special Forces or SF, is an elite special operations force of the U.S. Army trained for guerrilla warfare, unconventional warfare, and special operations.
The phrase Special forces is commonly used to refer to any soldier under Special Operations Command. However, the term "Special Forces" is a direct reference to The United States Army Green Beret's. The Green Beret cadre consists of 8 active groups 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 8th, 19th, 20th groups respectively. Special Forces are also Special Operations, however, there is only one Special Forces.
Special Forces Groups are futher distinguished by specific ODA (Operational Detatchment Alpha), not to be confused with ODD, or D-boys, Operational Detatchment Delta, or more commonly refered to as Delta Force. Also incorrectly lumped into the Special Forces nomenclature are RANGER Batts, NAVSPECWAR operators (SEALS, DEVGRU, NSWU) and Air Force CCT, PJ, TACP operators. While many of these units function in a similar capacity to SF operators, there are in fact not Special Forces, but are known by their aforementioned acronyms. All fall under JSOC (joint special operations command) thus can be accurately described as special operations.
I just got finished with the Q course
-really, Special Forces?
-yeah
-cool, my buddy is SF, he's in the navy, SEAL team 3
-he's not SF then, he's special warfare.
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A blocky lego game on Roblox where little kids think they can 360 no scope off the crane.
My daddy is Builderman and he will ban you from Phantom Forces if you kill me!
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When you masturbate while being force chocked by Darth Vader. (no relation to the video game)
I love doing The Force Unleashed
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