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Jew Goo

A lumpy creamy substance that is light green or yellowish in pigmentation. It is discharged by Jewish women of Eastern European background during sexual intercourse when extreme pleasure is experienced.

Dude I walked downstairs this morning and Vicki was shooting her jew goo all over Taco in the kitchen while smooth jazz was playing in the background.

by Slimey Sam May 31, 2014

103๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Girl Goo

Vaginal fluids, particularily when she's hot and bothered and it's starting to drip out of her.

She was DAMN horny, the girl goo was just dripping out of her!

by Eddy June 27, 2007

655๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


goo jab

An attack that is derived from Luigi's down smash in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It invovles the heavenward facing of the palm and a quick, forceful light speed attack on the area of the male where most of the nerves are concentrated (A.K.A the testicles).

Yeah, I wuz goo jabbed jus da otha day, and now I can't feel dem no mo.

by YouGotPanned April 15, 2009


Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"

This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"

by Respectlmno34 April 8, 2011


Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).

Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009


goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.

1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.

by Mickey Nation February 8, 2007

72๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goo Tip

a.k.a. "The Gooey T."
It's more than just an erection. It's when a guy likes something so much he gets a little goo on the tip of his wang. A tiny wet spot in the boxers is a sure sign that a Goo Tip has recently made an appearance.

"Hell yeah Matt's mom is a roast. I get a Goo Tip just watching her make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

by Stevie T-Bags June 29, 2006