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Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.

Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."

by Sadiesays December 10, 2013

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


You have yeed your last haw

Look, whole lotta people need to hear this (Facts)
It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap)
Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo)
Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts)
I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew)
They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait)
Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef)
To sell their little weave in the mixtape
They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off
Saying anything to get a response
I know that mean they traffic is low
Somebody just gotta practice to launch
So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild
Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down
Soon as these bitches got something to sell
They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child
Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich
Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch
Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick
All of that talk and I'm calling it out
Public opinions from private accounts
You not a check, then you gotta bounce
I got the drip, come get an ounce
They do anything for clout (Clout)
They do anything for clout (Whoo)
Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr)
Oscar the Grouch (Grouch)
Seeing me win, they gotta hurt
Ooh, ooh, ouch
Said when they see me, what they gon' do?
Bitch, not from the couch, bah

"A hoe never gets cold, you have yeed your last haw"

by AndroidExtinctionPact2019 March 27, 2019

2πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


The Haw

A term used to define a girl who is unable to keep her legs closed and enjoys constant male attention from anybody who breathes.

That Girl called Jessica is The Haw

by BigWilson1234 September 23, 2019


Yee-Hawed

Can be used as the past tense version of β€œyee-haw”, but is typically used to express the art of not giving and being an utter finesse god to shockingly win. Synonyms include yeeted, and yoted.

β€œLook guys seriously how did Morgan get into Montana State University?”
β€œDunno man, I guess she just yee-hawed it.”
β€œDamn... good for her...damn.”

by bigmorgo October 16, 2018


Yee-hawed

The past tense descriptor of any action that created a feeling of β€œyee-haw”

I yee-hawed all over that place

by Tstan11234 January 21, 2019


Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!

reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022


Hawe

Hawe is a very sexy girl, only the sexiest people in the world are named hawe. She is a great person and knows how to crack a joke, sometimes even at the worst times. A Hawe is always a good person to have in your life. They are outgoing and very energetic! They also have a high sex drive.

Omg is that Hawe, she’s sexy

by Jubbyboobie November 23, 2021