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A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.
She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!
also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown
oh look its one of them Priestley hobbits
The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
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when a man shaves his private area, yet fails to do so with the inner thighs, resulting in feral-looking tufts of hair surrounding the sides of the shaved area.
Tom: So what have you done today?
Joe: Ahhh nothing much man, just got done revamping my Hobbit Growth, I swear this is going to be a new inner-pants hair style.
Tom: You're a fucking idiot.
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When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all
Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch
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Where one spends a weekend eating, drinking and smoking like a Hobbit, more specifically, consuming copious quantites of hearty cuisine, real ale, and marijuana, preferably from a pipe.
Dan and Amos had such a good hobbit weekend they were too baked to go to school on monday morning.
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An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.
Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!
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