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The act of avoiding or all together not being able to get a girl or girls.
"Hey Mitchel over there has femin-itis. He is hiding from all the girls."
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Every naked person on basic cable seems to suffer from this mysterious disease that blurs the genital areas. If we work together we could find a cure for blur-itis by the year 2012.
All of the women who get breast implants on Doctor 90210 seem to contract blur-itis shortly before and after their operations.
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When the person you are texting says "haha" "lol" "lmao" or "rofl", to incredibly not funny things. This is a serious condition, in which no one should "lol" to. It's also quite annoying.
Olivia: Good morning Shayna.
Shayna: hey lol
Olivia: How are you?
Shayna: hahaha i'm good.
Olivia: Great. Want to hang out today?
Shayna: ROFLMAO!!! yes.
Olivia: AH YOU HAVE LOL-ITIS!
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When a person automatically dislikes a new version, sequel, or remake of a movie, TV show, or video game (usually without even trying it) just because it isn't "the original" version that they grew up with. This is especially common with older generations, as well as hardcore fanbases of some series (Star Wars and the hatred for the prequel trilogy being a notable example).
*Drew has a bad case of original-itis. Even though Daniel Craig's performance as James Bond has received excellent praise from critics , he refuses to even watch the new Bond films just because they aren't the old Connery films that he grew up with.
My English teacher's original-itis told the class that Leonardo DiCaprio's Romeo + Juliet movie was a bastardization of Shakespeare's play. She was shocked when I informed her that Shakespeare's play was actually copied from on older Italian poem "Romeus and Juliet".
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A disease someone catches when they get a new girlfriend or boyfriend.
Symptoms:
-hypocrisy to twist situations into your lovers favor
-ignoring friends
-using the fact you have a girlfriend as an argument
-being rude to everyone thats not your lover
-ignoring all critical thought and believing only ur lover
-overreacting to people that do anything remotely bad to ur lover
Have you seen Bill and Jane? They have been so rude to everyone but each other! They must have Couple-Itis.
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A malignant condition affecting the intelligence portion of human brains, particularly female; symptoms are child molestation, partying to awful music, and creating horrendous renditions of Justin Bieber's lackluster songs at the top of one's lungs; believed to be caused by the prepubescent voice of one Justin Bieber; irreparable damage caused to brain cells; can be temporarily relieved by male singers who can vocalize at a lower pitch than Mariah Carey.
Fangirl 1: "omgg justin is lyk hott i wanna be his shawty :) :)"
Fangirl 2: "ikr omg justin biber i luv"
Troll: "You guys are pathetic."
Fangirl 1: "OMG U PATETIHC WHOR UR JUST JELOUSS OF JUSTIN!!! GET A LIFFEEEE!!!!!!"
Fangirl 2: "u r such a pointleesss b**** justin is amazing and so hottttt and sings so beautifully ur jus jelus GTFO"
Troll: "I spy an acute case of Bieber-itis. Doctors have just found the recent cure for cases like you two...."
Fangirls 1 and 2 (in unison): "OMG LYK WHATTTT?! WHATU SAYIN B****?!?!!?!?!!?!!1!111!!111!"
Troll: "...Wanna listen to...say..."*links to decent songs*
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The Itisuaraus Monstrus AKA the itis monster, is a being ment only to inflict utter fear, pain, sorrow, and general tireredness into its victims. The itis monster can be found in various locations, but most comonly in such holy sites as Oakland, a southern kitchen, and Uncle Frank's. The mating season for the itis monster apears to be from Thanksgiving untill Catfish after catfish (March 21, from 7 am till 1 minute after dark), as well as a Sunday dinner thats starts cooking on Saturday. To be noted, the itis monster is not the only thing that can bring the itis, but is only a byproduct, one of an itis that causes permanent physical and phychological damage . It can also be noted that the giants from Spartan: Total Warrior can are a good example of the physical apperance of the itis monster
Me: OH LHOAD!!! (oh lord) SAVE ME FROM THIS SUFREN. THE ITIS
Chris: DAMMT BOY! YOU GET IN MY DAMN COLLARDS AGAIN. MAKE SOME BOOGIE WOOGIE MONKY FOOD AGAIN. (Good fellow, have you partaken in a feast of this so called "Soul food")
Me: NAH, aint never...Aint....ne...va.. itis monster ...(falls asleap, while internal organs are being smashed by stomach)
Chris: Thata teach ya, dumb African
--OR--
Habudahebudahebudahiblidah bhwa whawhahleaa
call of the itis monster
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