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A Japanese warplane found crashed on American soil with a dead German in the cockpit, and a camera under his seat.
That's the second Kamikazi Nazi Paparazzi that was found on Rosie O'Donell's property this month.
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While enthralled in homosexual intercourse, the power bottom farts on the penis that is inserted in his bottom.
Mike was plowing Kevin until the Key West Kamikaze blew it out. Time for round two in the dumper!
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a friend who inadvertantly cockblocks you when hitting on women by failing to engage your target's friend, and instead aims for the very girl you are targeting. usually ends with you both leaving empty-handed.
can also describe any so-called wingman who actually makes your chances worse, rather than helps.
see also wingman, kamikaze.
"dude, she left because you weren't talking to her friend. instead you kept trying to one-up what i was saying to her!"
"her friend wasn't as hot as she was."
"yes, but it would have helped me out! you're such a kamikaze wingman!"
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A demolition derby is supposed to be a kind of race in old beaten-up cars where it is allowed to smash into the other competitors. The more smash-ups the better. Usually the cars are reinforced by the owners in order to survive as many rammings as poss thereby staying in the race. Adding the word "kamikaze" gives the meaning a much more dangerous edge, and means that the competitors don't mind if they are killed. So, that's the scenario for a Kamikaze Demolition Derby. (This meaning is for the purposes of conveying a situation in a hopefully humourous manner, but of course no such type of race exists in reality.)
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.
Yes, it really did happen the other day. You know who you are wanker. Hopefully you will start another Kamikaze Demolition Derby soon which will cause you to be permanently removed from any future competions. Fuckwit.
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When the comedian ends his or her set by blowing their brains out all over the audience.
And Bill ended his kamikaze stand-up routine with a final salutation, "Thanks for coming out folks - I hope you all had a great time...*blam*"
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It is when someone who gets pounded aggressively after coming out from the intensive care unit for just about a second and goes back to bed.
Spike dudley just got kamikaze choke slammed after he was awake from his coma by his beloved brothers.
When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.
GF: Legs open for take off.