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One who masturbates in public.
hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.
knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).
Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"
Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"
"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"
Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"
Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"
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A male homosexual. Often used by straight males against other straight as a means of humilating him.
"Shut up, you fartknocker!"
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one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole
that guy's a total cock-knocker
man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!
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N. great big huge fucking titties
Hey, Bo! Look at the rod knockers on her, those jugs are huge!
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Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.
I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.
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a rural person, a rustic person
Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker.
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A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.
Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.
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