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A fucking bitch that gets up you for no reason, she thinks everyone wants to sleep with her when she is really a mustard shot and is a disgusting cheating hoe who has crabs.
Mackenzie; fuck off bitch he's mine
girl; I don't want him and ur a disgusting slut, he wouldn't want you
Mackenzie; of course he does I'm gorgeous and ur not and he loves me , any guy is lucky to get me
girl; in your dream bitch (laughs)
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All Mackenzies that I know are beautiful girls inside and out. They wear no makeup, because the don't have to! They are tall, and have light brown to dirty blonde hair. Mackenzies are popular, because they are very attractive and have very amazing, bubbly personalities. They are athletic, and play multiple sports. They have beautiful singing voices, plus they are great dancers, but can be shy, and most likely have stage fright. Every Mackenzie I know is a TOTAL vsco girl. They wear oversized tees, shell necklaces, scrunchies, crocks/bircks/vans 24/7. If you are friends with or are dating a Mackenzie, you are very lucky. Don't ever let her go, and NEVER take her for granted.
Man that girl is literally perfect... whats her name?
Oh, that's my friend Mackenzie
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1. A maneuver in which a female aggressively comes on to you, sexts 24/7, and goes out on expensive dates with you only to wake up one morning and decide she likes her old boyfriend after all. 2. Getting dumped abruptly, without warning or explanation, and out of the blue.
Dood 1- How are you and that hottie doing?
Dood 2- It was going great and then I got Mackenzied!
Dood 1- Told you she had issues.
Dood 2- Shoulda listened to ya bro.
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slutty ass lesbian who only dates guys so people don't know that she's gay. Will sleep with you then dump you the next day. Thinks she's hot shit but really everyone secretly hates her. Also known as a "Lady Gaga", because she is a hermaphrodite,has fucjed up hair and makeup and tries to rape everyone with her two inch dick.
Katie: There goes Lady Gaga
Dereck: Who?!?
Katie: Mackenzie
Derrick: AHH!!!! slutty ass lesbian!!!
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This girl is one of the most gorgeous gems you could ever find. She's witty, charming, loving, affectionate, amazing, and talented. She has many aspirations and looks restlessly everyday to find the one. She's drop dead beautiful, stunning as is, and will make your hands clap. All the boys walk over her these days and never see her, but one day they will regret their entire lives and every decision they've ever made. All the girls think that she is absolutely nothing, but there will be a day where they question who they even are as a person. Nobody can spell her name right now, but one day this will be the only way people know how to spell this name. MacKenzy is a girl that can rarely be found, but if you do find her, be grateful. Make no mistakes. Keep her; she will be the one for you. Never turn her down. Never make her feel less of herself. Never make fun of her. She matters.
Person 1: How do you spell the name "Mackenzie"?
Person 2: It's "M-a-c-K-e-n-z-y".
Person 1: Wow, look at her! What's her name?
Person 2: That's definitely a MacKenzy. She's so gorgeous, look at her!
Pick me girl #1: Ugh, she's so worthless. No wonder no guy pays her any attention.
Same pick me girl: *In head* Damn, why can't I be like her???
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A beautiful girl who will lead you on and make you think you have a chance, when you really never did.
“Man I got led on by Mackenzie for 2 whole months…”
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Mackenzie is the smartest, kindest, funniest person you will ever meet. She can be teased by her best friend a lot. She is also usually the oldest child and is bored a lot. She usually doesn’t go by kenzalingadingdon. She also could have a crush on the person she hates the most.
Person 1: Mackenzie is so nice
Person 2: ikr! She is soooooo funny too
Person 1: I think she has a crush on Adam
Person 3: she is always complaining about him so I could see that
Person 1 & 2: ... yep
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