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Marcos

The cutest and strongest guy you’ll ever meet, Marcos is the whole package. Marcos’s pack a mean 10 inches of raw schmeat. Marcos’s have a burning passion for minions, owning nearly all of the merchandise. Marcos will play video games like it’s a religion. Marcos’s have the best hair you’ll ever see in your lifetime to go along with that stunning six pack. You’d be lucky to have Marcos as a boyfriend but be careful cause he is drowning in females of all ages (watch out for your grandma). Marcos can bench 800 lbs with ease, squatting 1,300 no biggie. The raw schmeat could keep you afloat all night. I simply cannot compliment the pulsating, gargantuan of schmeat that Marcos’s behold. Marcos is a keeper for life, never let him go. You could get lost in The ocean that is Marcos’s eyes. You’ll fall in love with him instantly. Oh and did I mention the absolute masculinity of his throbbing, giant, schmeat. Get you a man named Marcos.

Girl 1: woah have you seen that dudes schmeat, it’s massive!!
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos

Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍

by Bruh2012 March 12, 2020


marco

A black nigga who blocks your screen when you ALT TAB

MARCO WHY THE FUCK YOU BLOCK MY SCREEN LA

by jangjee's girlfriend February 06, 2019


Marco

A beautiful sexy man with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. Looks like a nerd but is a complete awesome person. He asks you if you are doing good today and loves his friends.

Damn Marcos Hot!

by Jameschareles1234 May 15, 2019


Marcos

A cool dude, really mean to teachers, get really bad grades, does dares even if nobody tells him too

Naa yo I don't want to do nothing unless Marcos comes

by Barragan March 15, 2017


Marco

(n) - An asshole that usually thinks they are the greatest person ever created. One who talks way to much and uses talking as their only defense mechanism.

Shut up and fight me, stop being such a Marco.

by CDEFM April 20, 2011


marco

sasd (spiciness always smells delicious) boy.

baby brother in the SPICIEST family.

DOPE.

"family huddle, family huddle. no for reals guys, i'm so happy we're in the same family. no for reals."

"damn that boy is fine and SOOO marco."

by gracehannahpoonchang January 09, 2010


Marco

The moat homosexual name in the human language. Any Marco is definitely a homosexual and cannot deny the fact that they’re a homosexual. They crave men’s genitalia 24/7 and get a throbbing erection at the mere sight of any man.

I saw two guys make out on the train they were definitely Marcos

by Xx3ur7p May 19, 2019