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A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.
Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.
A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”
When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.
Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus
Tammy my butthole is throbbing.
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."