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A super hot guy, who is usually into music, reggae, plays guitar, ukelele, drums, and sometimes piano. Can sing really well. Really sweet, kind caring, smart, cute, funny. Usually meets their soulmate on Omegle and they make really good couples with girls named Nadia.
"Wow, look at that guy, he looks like a Matthew."
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A regular average Californian male. Laid back and chill, this mildly common creature can often appear high to those who don't know otherwise. Though kind and always available, this species is highly deflective. Usually, Matthews only share their true feelings with a soul mate. Very often, these creatures will also become particularly attached to certain words. The words vary greatly, ranging from sexual to biscuits to Britney Spears. Though mostly comprised of these positive features, Matthews can develop extremely douchebag-like tendencies, often resulting in womanizing. After extended periods of this behavior, Matthews will often go into a state of depression and likely distance themselves from loved ones. These states of depression can cause substance abuse, alcoholism, and cutting in extreme cases. Also, a Matthews trust is difficult to gain and very easy to lose, so caution is advised. Despite all of these major flaws, Matthews remain fun and spontaneous to be around (provided they trust you), and they will always lend a helping hand.
"My friend ditched his girlfriend to drive me to my cousin's funeral today."
"Wow. He's a total Matthew."
"Oh my gosh. My brother was talking about how he'd run out of virgin ass at his school today."
"Your brother is such a jerky Matthew."
"I really like this guy, but he won't open up to me."
"He's a Matthew. It just takes time."
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A cute guy, who loves you no matter what. He is always there for you and he always tells you how much you mean to him. If he tells you his secrets that means your important. Never let go of a Matthew don’t make that mistake.
Matthew
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a sweet, nice, always lovable, handsome guy, but in the end he is a ball-less, back stabbing, promise breaking, liar who ignores you; doesn't care about you anymore, no matter how hard you try to just talk to him, and nothing more.
friend1:"aww guuurl you two are so cute together"
friend2: "yeah he is so nice to you and us! he is a keeper!"
girl: "yeah, he was, but now he's totally ending up like a matthew, it sad" ):
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Matthews are loveable, nice, sweet, caring, and kind. He always knows how to make you feel special inside. Matthew's are also known as Matts. His words are like magic and never fail to keep you happy. Matt's are easy to fall for and once you fall for them you can't get up. They are the best things in the world to fine. once u find one never let them go. Whether its as your boyfriend or guy friend they are special no matter what anybody says. I love my Matthew.
See that guy over there?
yeah that's matthew
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A socio-pathic guy who goes out with so many girls you can't count them all. He thinks he's hotter than he is and goes for girls who are way out of his league. He can't settle for one girl because he thinks he's too good for each girl he gets with. He's cocky and sucks at sports even though he tells everyone he's good. Matthew's often lie about everything and cannot be trusted.
asshole sociopath fuckboy ugly cocky Matthew
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