Phrase used to describe bad news.
Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...
Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.
Ignoring work and other responsibilities on a Monday, or any weekday, to relax at the beach with friends. Champagne/adult beverages are optional, but comfortable lounge chairs are essential.
She looked forward to Champagne Mondays in August when she and her friends left the office after lunch to relax at the beach, sip champagne, and catch up on news.
The Monday where all the hypebeasts gather at school to wear their latest general release shoes which are the greatest thing until next Saturday when another pair drops.
I'm sick of all these damn hypebeasts wearing those ugly ass g.r.'s to school on Hypebeast Monday.
The Hang over monday which sees many males and often females skipping work to recieve a hair of the dog, curer from their weekend of binge drinking in the nearest watering hole.
On entering the pub: "We see we have a new addition to the monday club"
"Bob is often a monday club member"
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the monday after parting hard. esp. after using the drug ecstasy.
"man, i feel like shit. i hate suicide Mondays after weekend raves"
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the name of my boyfriend. he is amazing and i love him lmao
Me: Hey Monday your so pretty!
Monday: jsjdkdkkd shut up
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symptoms of a useless or horrible Monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie Office Space
Sounds like a case of the monday's
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