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A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.
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the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him
Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.
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logan searfoss
that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
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peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation
Facebook convo:
Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
the pile of puke one produces from drinking too much alcohol.
aww! I stepped in some Irish Oatmeal outside the bar!
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one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??
Yeah, I would have gone out with him, but under that hunkieness he's just another oatmeal kid.