(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.
Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.
The Orlando Mud Flap is what's left over when you wipe your butt on another persons belonging.
I left an Orlando Mud Flap on Jessica's bed after I gave her a Boston Pancake!
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One of the sexiest Men && i say one beacause Jhonny Depp is THE sexiest! He is not a sissy like people say he is, && if he is then why dont you stupid Cock sucking assholes go do something to him and then lets see who the sissy really is!
Orlando Bloom is the greatest pirate next to Jhonny.
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a building that is dedicated to the learning of science for people of all ages. most of the work here is done by volunteers with no priverages.
I just wokred at the Orlando Science Center today.
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When a man will only fuck the dirtiest, smelliest, rottenest, wretched pussy that you know or will ever know, and anybody else that you know will know. He can no longer get with a nice pussy because that no longer satisfies him. This pussy is usually found in the worst of living conditions.
Jerry found himself in the most decrepit part of town once again. He strolled the back alleys and the dirtiest bars looking for that one special smell he knew he had to have. His friends knew it before he did and he didn't want to admit it, he was changed forever. Jerry is now an Orlando Fish Finder.
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A guy who is only hired to play roles cause he's the hottest sexiest guy in whole world, even though his acting isn't that great.But hollywood doesn't care about that anymore, just look at disney channel they're all teen heart throbs and none of them are that great and as overrated this guy.
Orlando Bloom is sexy,
But Hell what was with that movie Elizabethtown?
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A YouTuber whose fans Are a bunch of 6 year olds That want to be noticed
Jake: Hey have you heard of Johnny Orlando?
Mike: you mean that Dumba.s youtuber?
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