Oyster shooter

When a man ejaculates into a womans vagina as she lies in the missionary position and he immediately goes down on her and pushes down onto her stomach firing his own creampie into his mouth and sucks it down like an oyster shooter.

Tyler fired a hot one into kims vagina and popped down for an oyster shooter

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nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

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Oyster Jam

When someone who has ran out of credit, or valid ticket/pass, on his/her oyster card causes delay for other people to pass through the ticket barrier (London Underground)

It took me 3 mins to exit the station because of people causing an Oyster jam.

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Grumpy Oyster

Another term or name for a vagina. This only applies if the woman’s vagina is shaved, and the folds or flaps (roast beef curtain) are protruding outwards.

I was soaked last night, this chicks grumpy oyster slobbered all over me.

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Bush Oyster

The Australian way to refer to lamb's testicles. The Bush Oysters, also called Lamb Eggs, are cooked into a delicatessen.

Chuck a bush oyster on the barbie, mate!

Bush Oysters are battered in a mix of flour, cornmeal and garlic powder, then dipped into milk and red wine, and finally deep fried.

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oyster diver

a slang word for a lesbian

"Too bad that bird's an oyster diver"

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Oyster Splashing

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.

Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...

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