A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.
He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.
Someone who's obsessed with shooting/bombing things and or people. They can also be nicknamed Ms/Mr Pew Pew 💥
Example 1
Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person
Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?
yiffing a cat named Richard while sipping raspberry Fanta on a yellow sbongebob armchair.Yup.
ARE YOU PEWING YOU ABSOLOUTE DEREK?!
Assebronx slang term which theoretically means everything and nothing.
Used in a wide variety of conversation, often as a filler. An answer for literally everything, and valid under any context.
"Matje eje nog e pewing" (i.e. Cigarette)
"PEWING!" (i.e. Greeting)
"Ait kzien na me pewing" (i.e. Home)
a certified Bozo, and a school nerf blaster
hey did you hear there was a joe-pew-pew in texas today
When you get a blowjob while in a church.
Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.
da pew pew loife, also the manliest man ever, is a very well known man who calls close people to him either "vro", "komrade" or "Vromie", very manly and spams the words "yos" and "pew" a lot, a very manly man nevertheless.
Hey man have you seen da pew pew loife ?
Hell yeah he spammed yos and xd yesterday!
i know right, he's very manly.