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Pokemon

A franchise that has survived completely off of its tv show, because the game gets boring after you realize you've been playing the same game for 20 years.

A: Remember Pokemon cards?
B: Nope

by The Avalanchilator November 6, 2019

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Pokemon

Amazing cute creatures (Well, apart from Gyrados) that can kick butt.
Also Emolga is mine
And now that we've got that randomness out of the way...
A Pokemon Pocket Monster is a creature that can use powers called 'Moves' and some can even evolve. These creatures are used as slaves by 10 year olds who want to have cage fights with wild magical animals :3

'You like Pokemon?"
"Let's be friends"

by Suika999 September 25, 2017

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Pokemon

A series that you stop liking when you turn 11 but can't deny how great the music is.

Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about that new Pokemon game coming out soon?
Person 2: Pokemon... That's a name I haven't heard of in years...

by Infinity0706 December 22, 2018

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Pokemon

A disease that started in Tokyo. It first infected Gameboys in Japan in 1995. Then in 1998 the disease infected Gameboys in America. Soon channel WB11 was infected too, and now Cartoon Network. The ever-so-popular "Gameboy Advance" systems got infected in 2002, and still is. In 1999 the disease started spreading via cardboard aka "Pokemon Trading Card Game". "Nintendo 64" and "Nintendo Gamecube" are infected too. The disease is also spreading via plastic and metal in the toy isles at Wal-Mart, K-mart, toys-r-us, and every other toy store. It is now July 2004, almost 10 years after the start of this addicting, argument instigating disease and it is still out there, but not as bad as its most powerful years(1999-2001).

Bill: Oh dude have you heard of the game series called Pokemon? its so cool!
Tom: Wait Bil-
Bill: *fucking dies*

by Someonenamedkyle June 19, 2018

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Pokemon

Pokemon are fun loving creatures that fight. They have elements and cool moves. They are really cute and just awesome

POKEMON ARE DE BEST

by Mangeldash April 2, 2018

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pokemon

A very quick way of saying Rastafarian foreplay. (Can I poke you, mon? ;) )

Rasta guy: Can I pokemon ;)
Rasta girl: Any time, mon ;)

by hannahhihfefioh October 15, 2013

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pokemon

see Nazi rally.

by none of your goddam business July 3, 2003

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