To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.
Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!
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Is a carrot that tends to be very sexual towards guys.
Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter masturbated to males on porn
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Professor sor gay lord aka geraintcymru
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The most important man. He will sell you avocados.
Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.
This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
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A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.
Don't be a professor Joe.
A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.
"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?