To Cough up Professor Oak

To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.

Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!

Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter

Is a carrot that tends to be very sexual towards guys.

Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter masturbated to males on porn

Professor sor gay lord

Geraint

Professor sor gay lord aka geraintcymru

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

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This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

Professor of Linguistics

Someone who studies language.

I've spent all my life with a professor of linguistics.

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whatchu repin nigga bout to educate the motherfucking shit out this pussy right now right quick, long dick style

Dat young nigga Bollan the straight up PuSsY pRoFeSsOr.