shoulder pads

80's 'fashion'!?

Tina Miller

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rubik's shoulder

the pain you get in your shoulder after you have been playing with a Rubik's cube for a looooooooong time

Bob: oh man, my shoulder is killing me
Joe: why, what happened? did you run into a wall again?
Bob: no, I've been trying to beat my Rubik's cube record of 45 seconds and now i have Rubik's shoulder

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shoulder licker

A mentally retarded person

Those idiots are such shoulder lickers.

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trick shoulder

A condition where your shoulder constantly pops in and out of socket.

Did you see Zach Ray? His trick shoulder popped out in class again....

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slave shoulders

Large, well defined shoulders on several black athletes, presumably due to preferential breeding when they were slaves.

Grubby: "Hey did you see the Celtics game last night?"
Nick: "Yea, that boy Rajon Rondo sure has some slave shoulders on him"

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the warm shoulder

To take a poop on a person's shoulder when they are feeling depressed or sodden in order to make them feel better.

I gave Jesse the warm shoulder because his girlfriend dumped him.

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shoulder season

In the north, we call the beginning of spring and fall shoulder season. Northerners say it's shoulder season because you are changing what you have on your shoulders throughout the day. Example : "it's definitely shoulder season, I wore my winter coat to work this morning and by lunch, I was wearing nothing but me t-shirt. When I go home I'll need my coat again."

"it's definitely shoulder season, I wore my winter coat to work this morning and by lunch, I was wearing nothing but me t-shirt. When I go home I'll need my coat again."

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