Shoulder Touch

This action is done when someone says something with a sexual connotation, but you are in a social situation in which you can't laugh at the person, or say anything to your friends for fear of being called out. The shoulder touch is done when all in the party KNOW that a sexual innuendo was said, but can't overtly acknowledge it. When engage in a shoulder touch, you casually create an action, such as scratching your shoulder, or adjusting the shoulder of your shirt.

When choosing the Christmas Cantata by Geoffery Bush, the choir director started rehearsal by saying "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's dive right into the Bush, shall we!" Immediately following these words, a group of friends who are sitting far apart would all engaging in a shoulder touch and look at each other.

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shoulder pads

80's 'fashion'!?

Tina Miller

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rubik's shoulder

the pain you get in your shoulder after you have been playing with a Rubik's cube for a looooooooong time

Bob: oh man, my shoulder is killing me
Joe: why, what happened? did you run into a wall again?
Bob: no, I've been trying to beat my Rubik's cube record of 45 seconds and now i have Rubik's shoulder

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trick shoulder

A condition where your shoulder constantly pops in and out of socket.

Did you see Zach Ray? His trick shoulder popped out in class again....

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shoulder licker

A mentally retarded person

Those idiots are such shoulder lickers.

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slave shoulders

Large, well defined shoulders on several black athletes, presumably due to preferential breeding when they were slaves.

Grubby: "Hey did you see the Celtics game last night?"
Nick: "Yea, that boy Rajon Rondo sure has some slave shoulders on him"

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the warm shoulder

To take a poop on a person's shoulder when they are feeling depressed or sodden in order to make them feel better.

I gave Jesse the warm shoulder because his girlfriend dumped him.

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