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The act of two men giving one another oral while both shitting at the same time. Two men preforming reciprocal blumpkins.
After a long night of drinking and stomach problems, Bert and Ernie, both feeling particularly frisky resorted to preforming the infamous "Sixty-Slime" .
The moist goop that builds up in a ladies vaginal quarters when she is in a state of arrousle.
Last night I dressed up as a herring and performed a sexual dance for lady jaimie vonkaufenmister, I must have been doing somthing right as her twat slime was flowing like water from a fucked fridge.
A particularly romantic alternative name for a vagina.
It is widely known that if you ask a lady to allow you to lovingly gaze upon her slim wallet she will immediately produce vast quantities of pantie putty. Be careful as this has been known to end in marriage due to the overwhelming romanticism of this term.
It has increasingly begun to be adopted gynaecologists due to the frequency of them losing their spare change when performing examinations
Example 1:
Gentleman: I just wanted to take a minute and let you know how much you mean to me. I love spending time with you and am excited to see your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.
Example 2:
Doctor: Excuse me Madame, I must admit I find this rather embarrassing but i appear to have left my lunch money in your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.
Using another guys semen as lube while jacking off.
Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."
Person 1: can I get a ride home? I drank too much.
Person 2: Enough out of you Jace. Back in Guania we had to slime whip everywhere or we would be legally penalized.
Eeeew I done this chick last night... she had the nastiest slime trench i've ever seen.
Your ride or die
Someone you're always with and love
Like your best friend or just a good friend
1:i love you my Slime 💚
2:aww lyt my one and only💚❤️