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When a man has the right mixture of beer and alcohol his penis becomes harder than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to last for several hours in a single bound.
Thank god for the ol Superman Cock, or this hoe would have laughed at me.
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its a gay guy when he flys .... his butt whistles
hey its gay superman
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When you give yourself an unhealthy feeling of responsibility. Feeling you need to save everyone around you and that no one can do their job better than you can do it yourself.
Bob: Hey Jim... wanna play ball after work?
Jim: I can't... I have to stay overtime to make sure everything is set for the next shift. I have to do what everyone else didn't do good enough and then I have to go home and study right after I help my little brother study.
Bob: You better calm down... that Superman Complex is gunna stress you out.
Jim: Well I masturbate a lot.
Bob: Oh.... well that helps...
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When you're eating out a girl, and you reach up to massage her breasts. Thus resembling the iconic superman pose.
Dude I was getting bored so I reached up and grabbed her boobs...totally did the hungry superman.
Given a wedgie and flown around by the wedgie
I got a superman wedgie from my older brother he flow me for an hour. It hurt like hell!!!!!
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Used in retailiation, the female version of the superman. She removes her tampon during her menstral cycle and proceeds to rub the tampon on his back followed by pressing a sheet to his back and allowing it to dry. Thus in the morning the bloody sheet is stuck to his back looking as though superman has been mortally injured.
Coco was pissed that her boyfriend gave her a Superman she got back at him with Superman's Dead.
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A male does a female (ho) in the butt and pulls out in time splooge on her back. Then allows the ho to roll over and fall asleep on her back. The next morning the sheets will be stuck to her back like superman's cape. Resulting in a superman ho!
Superman a hoooooooooooooo!
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