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A woman with an appearance so rancid that is makes your stomach knot and triggers your gag reflex.
Dear god, Gerald! Look at That putrid Swamp Buffalo!
Fuck mate, I wouldn't fuck that for a fistful of diamonds.
The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.
I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.
when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.
When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.
A swimming pool that has a mixture of vomit in it. This usually results from someone cannonballing into a pool which has floaties already covered in vomit. The act of the cannonball mixes said vomit to thicken the texture of the pool water to a more of a thick, swamp quality.
Oh look, Gary is about to make a swamp pool by cannonballing off of the high dive into the pool which has a bunch of floaties with vomit covered on them. Swamp pool!
*Audience cheers: SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL!
The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.
The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.
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(n). 1. When a male gets physically aroused while suffering from swamp ass, his member is known as "swamp thing."
2. The event of being sexually aroused while suffering from swamp ass.
I was riding my bike when this ultra fine girl walked across the street and gave me "swamp thing."
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Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one
I did a workout in then I got mad swamp ass
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