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The natural attire of Jay and Matt Fong is the thong. From this common wardrobe selection, the colloquialism "Fongs in thongs" developed in the late 1990s.
Variations: Fongy thongy, thong Fong, etc.
I sure am glad I signed up to help with Rainfest because I got to see Fongs in thongs.
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A really unthoughtful birthday present of stupid rudolph the reindeer that may or may not have been simply 'found'
Guy #1: Hey homes. I got you a Rudolph thong.
Guy #2: Umm thanks, but didn't i get you a wii?
Guy #3: Dunno. I don't remember thoughtful gestures
"I know you badly need a kidney but here's a rudolph thong instead"
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A mommy in a thong. Typically in her late teens or early twenties, unmarried and still hot. Thong mommies dress the same way they did before pregnancy, e.g., tight baby doll tee, navel piercing, back tattoo and low rider pants with a thong showing.
"Thong mommy" is a new millenium take on the "welfare mother"; thong mommies are usually clueless about the harsh realities of life. To thong mommies, life is a party and a baby is a cool accessory.
The mall is a great place to find a hot young thong mommy.
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Very shallow, thin, misrepresentation of an individual that tries to let everybody know around them they are in charge, but in all actuality, are lacking material, substance, walks around with their nose in the air, stuck up, no personality, and pissed off like something is stuck in their ass.
Jeeeez, what the hell is her problem today? Oh nothing, she is just wearing her Management Thong.
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A theory that states that thongs, while in use, may either increase or decrease the attractiveness of women.
Using a scale from 1 to 10 to rate the attractiveness of women where 1 is 'not hot' and 10 is 'very hot':
Hotness Scale:
1 <= n <= 10
Women who are rated n < 4:
These women decrease in attractiveness: n - 1
Women who are rated 4 <= n < 7:
These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1/2
Women who are rated 10 <= n <= 7:
These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1
Mike: Her tits are nice and she's got a nice face. I'd give her a 7.
Joe: Dude! Mike, she's totally wearing a thong though. That makes her an 8 today! At least according to the thong theory.
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The act and passion related to wearing a thong.
Rori is in love with thongs and can't resist wearing them, thus making her a thong wearer.
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The sound made by the pusbucket VDJ 4.5 V8 toy motor. Sounds like balls slapping a hairy arse
Did you hear the thong slap coming from that shitheap? Wonder how long before it throws an injector?
Why did Toyota ever stop making the FTE? This thong slapping heap of shit screams brokeback mountain
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