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When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."
"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
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Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"
person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.
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The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
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So at midnight.... you're in a room with your partner, before your male partner ejaculates you open your mouth wiDe and let him cum in your mouth mostly on your teeth.. side to side and deeeeeeep throat
Homie: yo parker did you give her a midnigh toothbrush
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro
Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch
When a woman without a upper lip continually rubs your dick across her mouth. Thus giving you a very unpleasant blowjob.
Yo, I went to visit the Monk twins yesterday.. and she sucked me off toothbrush style! Alicia kept rubbing my dick across her teeth. No lips what so ever.
Dipping ones flaccid penis into a tub of garlic sauce then proceeding to ask someone to perform oral sex on you
Going to swing by El Jannah on my way home so I can give my girlfriend a Lebanese toothbrush tonight!
when you shove an electric toothbrush up your ass and it gets stuck
Jake: oh man i pulled a slippery toothbrush last night
Josh: what the fuck