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a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday
'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'
Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
You are such a fan wiper
Yeah...
A family wiper is a person who hooks up with every single person or child within the same family, making all the siblings spit- sisters/brothers.
Brother 1: I just hooked up with Ashlynn
Brother 2: wait I did that yesterday...
Sister: I just did that an hour ago
Brother 1: I guess she's a family wiper.
Synonym for tissue or handkerchief, noun.
Hand me a snoot wiper, please, I'm about to sneeze.
When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about
Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper
Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr