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A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.
As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.
During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"
Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"
Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.
Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?
Synonym for tissue or handkerchief, noun.
Hand me a snoot wiper, please, I'm about to sneeze.
A disgruntle fast food worked who will often wipe your food on their ass or junk .
Man you want to grab a burger, No dude those places are filled with bun wipers.
The annoying lines left on a windshield from faulty wipers.
Oh no, I have a bad case of wiper stripes. I have to change those crappy wipers or I'm going to have dirty wiper stripes all Winter!