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When two males acknowledge having hooked up with the same female but not performing sexual intercourse. They never entered the igloo but merely explored the vast tundra much like a penguin.
Bro #1 "Dude did you bang that chick last night?"
Bro #2 "nah dude... I only got to 3rd base"
Bro #1 "me too! Penguin brothers!"
The Allman Brothers are a liquid poetry, thrums of the guitar strumming over you. Your own personal connection to the mystic, yours for this night only. Running down your arms and legs, licks a delicious delight. You are caught up in the drive of the guitars, those phantasmic twin guitars, but then you notice the bass. Actually, you don't hear it unless you really listen, actually it's the bass that pulls the song along. Keeping time and sending us the sweetest of vibrations. Did I say keyboards? Gregg's moody touches on his keys punctuating, emphasizing. And JABUMA! Jabuma, Jabuma! Sounds just like what it is, the percussion section, the freakin' percussion section. Can you deny it? Their drums, triple threat, pull you up in a wave and send you along the beat. Nothing better than a good drum solo. The Allmans? They are my heartbeat. I live for the first few notes of Jessica, knowing that I get to hear at least 15 minutes more of joy. The Allmans woke my soul. That's how I define them.
The Allman Brothers will be in ATLANTA soon!
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Dumb and Dumber, only in real life.
They would have made a great movie, wouldn't they? I can see them in the trailers and headlines now: Dumb and Dumber, featuring the Paul Brothers! Two moronic YouTubers with no sense of purpose go out and try to hook up with a girl completely terrified of them! They try and win her heart but end up looking like complete twats in the process! The entire movie is a just a vlog formatted into an mp4, so it will be the first movie completely in a phone-vertical view! Tickets start for as little as 15 cents.
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A title endowed to two male friends who have both fucked the same woman. The one who penetrates first gains seniority and thenceforth becomes the elder hole brother; however, there is no limit to the number of junior or senior hole brothers a man can have with a particular woman.
"You fucked Grace last night? Dude, I hit that shit back in '05! I guess we're hole brothers now."
"Our hole cousin, Adam, suggests adding hole cousins, or hole brothers by association."
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The ultimate level of friendzone invented by women. It is like an inescapable pit of hell where the female you have romantic interest in, will destroy your all hope of having an romantic relationship with her and will turn you into an ultra super mega ultimate friend slash brother. The term is very popular in some countries where male-female "friendship" isn't a norm yet. Especially south asian ones like India, Pakistan or Bangladesh where it is known as Bhai Zone . Unlike Friend zone there is no hope of escaping brother zone. And it involves much more suffering. The only thing a guy can do after being friendzoned is ignore the girl although that is almost impossible as the girl will want help and favors from the guy as a brother.
Alex: Hey Martin, how's the girl you've been dating for two months?
Marty: She Brother zoned me man.
Alice: You've been a good friend of me Steve. You're like the brother I never had.
Steve: Thanks. (goes home and cries...) Noooooo, I have been brother zoned.
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To be able to enjoy "The Chemical Brothers" one should have at least a pair of 70-80 watt hifi speakers. And a good sofa or bed to feel the bass all on your body .
We should seeeeeeeee what i feeeeeeeeeel, we should takeeeeeeee what i takeeeee(The Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar - 6:27)
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The opposite of a TRD (Typical Rockhurst Douchebag)
May:
-set the world on fire
-be a man for others
-helps those in need
- not laugh at others misfortunes regardless of its severity
- be somewhat selfless
- try to act like a brother
- have jesuit values
-know the meaning of Rockhurst Brotherhood
The stuff Rockhurst wants/tries to instill other people ....
Fortunately a few do graduate believing in this....
Rockhurst guy sees another Rock guy struggling
Person 1: Are you okay? You seem down lately, you are my Rockhurst Brother so I'm checking in.
Person 2: I'm fine, I really appreciate you asking.