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Big ass hole
Lyric in a UB40 song
I'm lookin in your big brown eye
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where you go to screw a girl but accidentally ram it in her ass and she jumps so high her head hits the ceiling fan and knocks it out of the ceiling and it drops on top of her and she gets up and runs out of the house bare ass naked holind her ass
I didnt know she was a leaping brown-eye or else i wouldnt have screwed her in the ass man that ruined my night and i have to pay for a new fan in my room
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When a girl eats a lot of burritos then a guy fucks her in the ass and she farts while the guy is fucking her and he jacks off kuz it feels like a blowjob
1 DAMN last night i was with your mom and she gave me a Brown Eye Blowjob
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After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.
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The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.
Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus
This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!
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When a person is sleeping and another person sits on the sleeping persons face to get skid marks on there face.
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When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.
I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!
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