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With a loving partner, after a long night of fornication, to husband the combined essence of your ejaculate, gleet and the lady's fannybatter and, when available, menstrual runoff; to mix it with the contents of the liquor cabinet, fetch two straws and share a tall glass of the results.
The night we shared our first rainbow cocktail was the night I told her I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Ah wait, I tell a lie - we done it once before the night you was conceived.
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a wonderfuly intoxicatinng elixer. containing alchol, coke (cocain), and heroin. Was comenly used in britan in the early 20th centery as pain reliver for dying patents. kno
Sally was sad to hear she was dying. But as soon as we gave her a Brompton Cocktail she was pleased to expeirence the end of her life.
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Best served with barbeque sauce and a toothpick. May be cooked in a microwave or an oven then doused in bbq sauce
I made cocktail wieners the other day b4 my friends came over they were very good.
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An orgasm cocktail is the name of an alcoholic beverage, and a girl layes on the table naked with cold glass up against her vagina and the alcoholic drink is poured in and the man lays on top of the women also naked like a 69er and licks the drink out the cold glass.
hey sexy, fancy an orgasm cocktail.
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A cocktail consisting of pussyjuice, cum, gin and tonic.
She was hot and hungry for cocks. Her pure nectar dripped from her pussylips into the cocktail shaker. After they'd fucked her she held the silver flask underneath again and caught as much of the cum and pussyjuice as she could. A double measure of gin with tonic followed. Shaken and poured over ice. She loved pussyjuice cocktail. What a pick-me-up!
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The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.
Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail
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while in the act of mooning someone, tucking you penis between your thighs exposing your dick head to whomever your mooning
as the school bus passed by i wanted to give them i surprise so when i mooned them i threw in the fruit cocktail
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