Dunlap's Disease

A condition in which the victim's stomach folds over their pants and past their belt.
Origin probably with "That guy's gut has "done lap"ed over his belt. Hence the name "Dunlap's Disease".

"I developed Dunlap's at about 230 lbs"

"Have you seen Bob? Hes getting a sever case of Dunlap's Disease from eating all that fast food all the time.

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panerial disease

A disease mainly affecting lazy college kids.

Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.

College Student 1: Why isn't Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.

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Diseased Greens

a female with a hairy bush, with the clap or any other STD.

I went to lick the bald man in the canoe, until i saw the bitch had diseased greens.

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Mao Disease

An incurable ailment which has plagued humanity for the past 48,000 years, it is 101% fatal and only recent advancements in the field of Roomba technology have been proven to cure it (for $34.33 dollars on Temu).

In reality Mao Disease is a fictional disease found on an ad for a Roomba-like robot vacuum on the online marketplace Temu, it was brought to light by Swedish Twich streamer Vargskelethor Joel on his first stream of "Temu Trash," a segment where he explores Temu and other cheap online marketplaces for bootleg and low quality merchandise. The page for the product featured music sung by a squirrel, and had features such as "Triad Sweeping," and the ability to return home when it's battery is low. Mao disease has since become a joke among members of Vargskelethor's Twitch chat.

I can't believe my favorite streamer and king of Sweden Joey Vargskelethor succumbed to Mao disease at the tender age of 30, we'll get you yet, Mao disease!

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Crohn’s disease

Fucking bullshit bro. Like try living with that shit. Life is hell.

“Hey why do you want to kill your self?”

“Oh you know, just Crohn’s disease”

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shortsman disease

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

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diseased prick

1. abusive term used to describe a cocksucking, good-for-
nothing piece of shit

2. a person who is beyond a prick

3. the most infectious and rotten of all human males

You go to hell and die you diseased prick!

That guy is a fucking diseased prick

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