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Fight Club

The largely misunderstood movie that some idiot teenagers and even twenty-somethings use as an excuse to beat each other senseless in an attempt to make the emptiness that is their life a little less empty and instead replace it with pain - Kind of like a cutter.

The film was actually a brilliant satire and morality play that exposes harsh truths about the nature of insanity and the disenfranchisement of a generation. It hardly glorifies violence, as many critics have accused, it first mocks it, then shows the terrible results through the death of an innocent man and the creation of a disturbingly widespread and ignorant cult mentality. Fight Club is about the despair we fear, and the rash measures that we find ourselves unwittingly taking to combat it which we should fear more.

Ironically in some cases the movie has created a cult it was railing against.

Stupid Guy 1: Dude, did you see that movie Fight Club? We should so try that.
Stupid Guy 2: What? Holding a fight club or rolling a gigantic globe through the window of a coffee shop?
Stupid Guy 1: Dude, I forgot about that! That was so cool!
Less Stupid Guy: Hey, didn't some guy get shot because of that?
Stupid Guy 1: Yeah, but he was fat had breasts.

by VirtuallytheonlygirlwholikesFightClub July 5, 2005

1644πŸ‘ 485πŸ‘Ž


wanna fight

When your hoe wants to throw hands but secretly wants to suck you off by being "mad" and/or "annoyed"

Me: *literally doing nothing*
Girl: I wanna fight you
Me: Okay!

by TheSexyNachoMan February 25, 2019

32πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Lithuanian Fight

2 people/opposing sides can "declare" a Lithuanian Fight. That means that each person gets as many of his friends as he/she can get to come in the "declared" time and the "declared" place. This has to be an agreement.

Then the two sides fight, most aren't serious. People join out of fun, NOT loyalty. Since the numbers of people coming greatly varies, (usually from 5-40 people) it usually ends in the outnumbered group admitting defeat, or having the outnumbered group flee.

It's improper to bring deadly weapons, like knives, or guns. If any, they can bring brass knuckles and rocks.

Person 1- "why are you hiding in my house?"
Person 2- "Well my friend declared a LITHUANIAN FIGHT, i didn't have anything to do tonight so i decided to join him. We had over 20 strong guys with us. We came to the park, and we saw only 10 of them standing there, so we charged them, but they had 40 more people hiding in the bushes! We ran like hell. Half of them were just chicks, but there were too many of them, and it would be dumb to stop. They were chucking rocks at us! The cops came and they scattered too. They were laughed the whole time. I enjoyed it too.

by Commilad September 9, 2007

72πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


fight riff

A phrase referring to a heavy metal or hard rock song; popularized by Dave Chapelle.

When I party wit dem white boys I tell 'em to play da fight riff!

by booboodafool September 5, 2006

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Cat Fight

When two alpha females fight over the male and throw verbal insults at each other and claw and pull their hair out

Alright lil bitch we’re about have ourselves a Cat Fight

by Juderino November 13, 2017

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Josh Fight

A battle between 7 men who share the same name, Josh, that is scheduled to take place at 40.822329, -96.798200, the exact coordinates to a field in Nebraska with the exact address being Northwest 56th Street, Lancaster County, NE 68524, USA where the fight is to be held on April 24, 2021 at 12:00 pm MDT.

It originated from a Facebook post where a person added 7 men, all named Josh, to a group chat and proposed that a battle be held at the aforementioned time and place where the victor would receive the prize of keeping his name. Around March 2021 when the day of the battle grew closer, the meme once again went viral, this time with the expectation that anyone with the name Josh would show up.

Person 1: Josh is totally gonna' win the Josh Fight!
Person 2: Are you kidding me? Josh is going to be the last man standing for sure!
Person 3: Both of you are idiots. Josh is obviously going to obliterate Josh easily.

by Shnook April 24, 2021

52πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Fight Club

An underground classic since its first publication in 1996, Fight Club is now recognized as one of the most original and provokitave novels ever published. Chuck Palahniuk's darkly funny first noivel tell the story of a man with no name(refered to as jack), and his journey through a small part of his life, a small part of his life that has somthing to do with a girl, named marla singer, and a man named tyler durden, through out the story his ultimate goal is to hit rock bottom, in his words, if you wake up in a differant tima and a differant place, can you wake up as a differant person?

One morning there is a dead jellyfish of a used condom floating in the toilet.
this is how tyler meets marla

by boppyn be bopp, bieoch March 21, 2004

881πŸ‘ 275πŸ‘Ž