Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).
Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.
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a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".
Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.
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A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.
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The hair fang is a common hair style among emo and hxc crowds. it is typically dyed black, and covers one eyeball in order to create a mysterious and dark look.
hey dude! that's such a good hair fang ! you look so mysterious! you probably eat bats and stuff huh?!
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Those wisps of hair that poke out of a womens panties or bathing suit bottom.
Sheila: Did you see Rita's camel hair.
Rebecca: I sure did. She really could use a trim down there.
When a girls bangs are so short some pieces stick straight out.
"That girl over there has some vicious bird hair!"
When a female ties a male down on a bed or couch by his hands and feet while he is naked and rubs her hair on his body. Starting with face, then chest, the legs, and then jerking you off with e all her hair until you cum or are about to cum and she starts it all over. This is done by girls with very long, soft, silky hair.
"Hey man, did you and Emma enjoy yourselves last night?"
"Dude, it was amazing, she knows I have a hair fetish so she tied me down naked not telling me what she was doing, she then proceeded to rub all her long, soft, silky hair on my body, when I thought it couldn't get any better she started jerking me off with all her hair. I was about to cum then she stopped and started rubbing it on my body again. I was tied up so I couldn't stop her if I wanted to, though of course I never wanted it to end. It was the best hair sex EVER!"
"Words can't express how jealous I amโฆ"