plumbers itch

When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"

Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

Shit Itch

a person or situation that is so Irritating, Aggravating or annoying it makes your shit itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a turd inside you asshole

Dave is so fucked, he makes my SHIT ITCH!

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buffalo itch

Any itch of the testicular or gooch areas as a result of sexually transmitted diseases, profuse sweating, or chafing.

Ever since I hooked up with that sloot Kari, I have had the nastiest buffalo itch. I should probably get tested.

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scrotial itch

The itching of a man junk when he is in the presence of a fuckable vagina.

As the bitch got naked I began to feel a scrotial itch toward her.

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Hitler itch

The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.

*gets hitler itch*Zing Heil!*scratches it*hi

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