Lobby Jacking is the act of masturbating when you are in a call of duty or any online games lobby. If you finish before the timer runs out you win. Can be done in other situations ie; microwaves counting down.
Dude last night I was Lobby jacking and I completely did it. Only 45 seconds!
Lobby Purgatory is when you're playing a game and you're stuck in the game's lobby for huge amounts of time or even forever. Most common game for this to happen is Landfall Games' April fools 2018 joke "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"
Jim: Why hasn't the game loaded yet?
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*
When you find yourself in a combat ring surrounded by hefty individuals.
Walking into a fight arena packed with fat, sweaty guys sporting neckbeards you’re probably thinking
"Oh shit fellas, looks like we’ve got a slobby lobby here!"
you finna die
boy bobby got sent to the lobby. did you hear ?
A group of sarcastic females that has zero f*cks to give.... they are loyal to their group of friends and are happy to just hang out .... Doesn't need attention or crave popularity . The lobby kids are the greatest people you'll ever meet.
You can always find the lobby kids hanging out at the gym or a park.
Lobby gremlining is where someone sits in a lobby on warzone waiting for friends to come online and then spams them with invites or joins their lobbies.
Oh god. Bill is lobby gremlining again!
Named after the world’s greatest news presenter Paul Lobb of 9 News, Lobby Toppy is the act of giving or receiving a blowjob during the reading of news headlines
“Damn, I was reading her a breaking news report and she hits me with the meanest Lobby Toppy of all time!”