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This one is for the gentlemen.......during sex, before you climax, remove your penis from desired orphus and climax into the palm of your hand, saving the girl from taking your monstrous goo. Then, when she starts to thank you, quickly yell "Charlie Murphy!" and slap her across the face with your jizz loaded hand.
Use your imagination.... scream "Charlie Murphy"
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Probably the most popular girl in Brooklyn. Ex child model, known for her interesting y2k fashion (that only people from Brooklyn would understand), she is the idol for many 13 yr olds in Park Slope who all want to dress like they are homeless but didn't have the confidence to do so until the saw THE Murphzzzzz doing it!
Park slope girl #1 " Guess who I saw at Gov Ball last weekend! Murphy Penn!!"
Park slope girl # 2 " Omg! I always see her snorting Addy on subway station benches"
Park slope girl #1 " Yuck! Lets go to L train now"
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To punch a person in the forehead, after doing so the assultant must scream, "CHARLIE MURPHY BITCH!"
I gave that bitch a Charlie Murphy
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When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.
French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.
This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."
"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."
"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
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a hot new rap artist that is gonna make it to the top.
"Murphy Lee" says it all
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One of the greatest acoustic guitarists I've ever heard. He an Australian acoustic guitarist who has released 3 albums, 'Per Se' is his best definately. Definately worth a listening.
"Hey man, have you heard of Kieran Murphy?"
"no man is he good?"
"Yeah, he's one of the best. For some reason his videos are off youtube, but you can find his music on: http://www.last.fm/music/Kieran+Murphy "
"Shit, this guy is good"
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When you wear a sexy thong/lacy bra/smart pair of boxers through the week in the hope of some action, but the day you finally give up on any semblance of a sex life and wear sensible underwear, some really hot dude/chick shows up at your place.
X: So, How was last night with that hot stranger?
Y: Rough start. I was wearing granny pannies.
X: Ouch. you got Murphy's Lingeried.
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