poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.

I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.

poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.

I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.

Jef-Poke

When you go around a corner and expose more than you need to.

Graham, you didn't need to do a Jef-Poke

throw a poke into

term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress

Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her

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Yeovil Poke

A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy.
Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise.

"oi you stole my hat! i'm guna give you the Yeovil Poke!!!" *shake fist*

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Practice Poke

The act of frivolous fornication with an unfortunate-looking girl to prepare you for more pleasurable, longer-lasting sex with a hot girl later in the night.

"Hello, could I practice poke you?"

"Ey Bob, I totally just practice-poked Betty."

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poke sallet

The term poke sallet is an old Southern term for the cooked young leaves of the poke weed. Sallet comes from Middle English and refers to a mess (another Old or Middle English term) of greens cooked until tender. The term Polk Salad is a gentrified way of referring to poke sallet, and I'm afraid it reflects our inferiority complex when it comes to standing up for our Southern terminology. We are not making a mush of Polk Salad; actually, we are being true to our English ancestors who settled here a long time ago.

Some folks around here always add a little molasses and fatback to the water when they cook their poke sallet. That's the traditional way.

Don't you just love Tony Joe White's song Poke Sallet Annie?

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