cum pouch

A large pouch adjacent to (or in front of) a woman's stomach that holds cum. Can have the effect of making a woman look slightly pregnant and confusing others.

Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.

However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.

Michael: Check out the cum pouch on that girl over there!
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*

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dootz pouch

the inner chamber of a saggy vagina in which the head of a small male uncircumsized shroomish penis interlocks with the vajootz
could be refered to as reverse docking with a female companion.

'hey haley! Get over here i want to pre teen experiment with you, lets perform a dootz pouch.

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pickle pouch

Chonies to hold your penis safe and secure. Also called a banana hammock, mankini...

Pickle pouch

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dick pouch

Fanny pack. Also can be used as a proper name to describe someone wearing said pouch.

Guy 1: Nice dick pouch, douche bag.

or

Guy 2: Check out Richard Pouch.

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Pigeon Pouch

Part of the older female anatomy. It is the flab of skin, above the vagina and below the belly button that hangs down, similar to saggy breasts. It usually symbolizes a female's premiscuous youth, though it doesn't necessarily mean they are still premiscuous. Amongst cougars, it is considered a badge of honor.

Check out the pigeon pouch on that cougar.

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cock pouch

See Woman.
See Cock pocket.

My girlfriend? No. My cock pouch.

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Turkey Pouch

someones ball sack ie scroutem

Adam like to lick my turkey pouch

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