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An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.
Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....
ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '
ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL
XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....
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A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.
She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards
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salmon hair is when hair on the top of the head is nearly glued to the face and you look pathetic. it mostly happens when a persons hair is in a fanny split.
oh my god!! look at shanes hair its so salmon hair - ish!
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A Salmon that lives out of water but sometimes goes out on the water for a long period of time. Drink the Salmon is known for his superior PC technician skills, and his studies with the "buffer". Drink the Salmon is also known for consuming large amounts of cheese steak and one time, usually covered with mlano cookies. Drink the Salmon can be usually be found on the bottom of any scoreboard in the video game Combat Arms.
I saw Drink the Salmon the other day on the bottom of the scoreboard in combat arms, eating two cheesesteaks at once time covered in mlano cookies, while handing out buffers to his teammates.
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Putting a hand between the legs of somebody (unknown to the person) and moving your hand rapidly back and forth, touching the legs, in an attempt to freak the person out. The motion of the hand resembles a fish out of water.
-"We so scared that girl with the happy salmon we just pulled. She keeps her back to the wall at all times now. Hahaha!!!"
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A salmon assault is an extreme form of attack leaving your opponent either unconcious or so amazed that they will not dare to retaliate.
The attack is best used when there is an object in between your self and the opponent as this will usually block their attack but is no problem for the salmon assault.
The salmon assault is named due to it un-canny likeness to a salmon leaping up stream.
To perform the attack make sure you have a couple of steps run up at least, when at correct distance leap into the air at speed with your hands straight beside your sides, attempt to get your body as horizontal as possible whilst aiming the top of your head prefferably at the victims nose. shouting salmon whilst flying through the air usually adds comical value and therefore makes it less likely for the police to believe the victim.
achieving contact with the victim in the attack is essential as if you fail to do so the chances of you hitting something much harder then their face is likely and may cause you alot of injury. therefore make sure the salmon is achivable before attempting, remember the higher and more horizontal your body is in flight and the louder the salmon shout the more effective the salmon assault will be.
"oi you C*NT"
"SALMON" - the salmon assault has ended the dispute
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A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex
Kyle is a devastated salmon