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A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference
Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork
Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.
Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.
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Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.
Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."
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A mixture of spooning and scissoring. Crooked spooning
Sporking is fun
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An object used to indulge & devour the rectum. Made up of half spoon and half fork for maximum effect.
Wow, That girl was so attractive, and i was finna eat the bungy but i left my bungy spork at home
To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.
Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.
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