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Someone who is a copy-cat and steals your Facebook status very soon after you post it.
Tory is such a status stealer. That makes her lame.
When you have an uncontrollable desire for putting countless numbers of facebook statuses up within a period of 2 -5 minutes. Often referred to as statgasm
Bob: Ah man, I had a huge status-gasm yesterday I posted 40 facebook statuses about nothing pertaining to me at all.
Rob: Dude, get a life.
A pair of people who like to say how much they love each other by posting status updates on facebook about each other, and how much they love each other.
Status update from Blank Name: is so madly in love
Status update from Other Name: has never felt this way about anyone
Comment from: Third Party: God you guys are such status lovers
A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
A status post on facebook that asks you to copy and re-post as your status. Similar to chain email and letters.
Example: It is "I love my daughter" week. If you have a daughter that you love more than you can describe then re-post this as your status.
I refuse to post a chain status.
A status update on facebook that is widely popular and can get over 150 likes, even from people the poster doesn't know. The original status was "Girls who smoke cigarettes......... thats disgusting", and recieved 162 likes, and 95 comments. That day was amazing.
this one might be a gladnick status!
no way man, you wont get 15 likes
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When taking any frowned upon action to a new and disgustingly horrible level that is much worse than it usualy is, because of added acts of being an asshole.
*Regular Douche Move*-Haha i kicked Jim in the nuts
*Supervillain Status Douche Move*-Haha after doing Jim's girlfriend, and then tossing his puppy over a bridge, I kicked him in the nuts.
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