One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
When you grab a girl from behind and force her to her knees, pushing her face into a toilet bowl, then proceed to thrust into her from behind, with her face splashing into the water with each thrust.
"My makeup got completely ruined by the Cole Swirly"
when someone ejaculates in the toilet and the other person sticks their head in and consumes the cum putting them in a salty suprise trance while the person is getting the swirly they are getting fucked.
Joe Schum gave out a Salty Swirly to all the boys and they said it was real tasty.
When you put your d*ck in a girls throat and she spins in a circle like a dreidel.
"Yo why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Sorry dude this girl was giving me a wicked bomb swiss swirly!"
The action of drowning someone in a prison toilet.
Two prison inmates in the bathroom get into a heated fight where they fight to the death, the one inmate gives the other a Shawshank Swirly.
A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!
I just had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister!
The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone sticks their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.
I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.