white people beer

The type of beer commonly consumed by white people across America due to the fact that it is cheap and you can get drunk quickly common brands of white people beer are Budweiser bud light coors light and similar beer that looks like piss and tastes like water

Guy 1: hey man I got some awesome IPA’s want one

Guy 2: sorry dude IPA’s are Gross I’m gonna stick with my bud light

Guy 1 ( again) dude don’t you know that’s white people beer it tastes like water

Guy 2 ( again) exactly that’s why I like it I can get super drunk quick because it tastes like nothing

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white people food

“Ethnic” food made by white people for white people in an attempt to look like non-white food

General Tso’s chicken isn’t chinese, it’s just white people food.

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white people a lot

A phase in someone's life that he considers rough himself, even though he doesn't know jack shit about real problems.

Person 1: Did you hear that Daniel's Bentley broke down? Now he has to ride his 2000$ bike to school.
Person 2: Sounds like he's going through white people a lot.

white people dating

When someone is clearly dating someone but refuses to acknowledge it or they repeatedly deny their dating status.

Origins: Based off of the way people "dated" on the Hills (2006 TV show).

Synonym: "Talking"

person 1: You guys are always hanging out and going on dates... so you guys are dating?
person 2: No! we are not dating, we only hold hands, kiss, and hang out sometimes!
person 1: *rolls eyes* white people dating...

White people seasoning

Salt. It's literally just fucking salt.

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"

White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.

"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."

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White People-ing

The act of minding business not your own; business you have not been invited to mind.

Ex. William calls Bob to tell him not to give Sam a job reference because he knows something personal about Sam.

This is not William's business. He is White People-ing.

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