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When you cum in a girl's belly button, then suck it out like a body shot
I can’t believe I gave this girl a Tijuana Tummy Tickler, and I don’t know how I feel about it
A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.
It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.
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When two cars are driving side by side on a two lane road at the same speed not allowing anyone pass. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was stuck behind a Tijuana Road Block.
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The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.
Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!
My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.
When someone fists a girl in the ass, then drags the girl around the room using that fist.
Damn, that girl was kinky. She wanted me to give her a Tijuana tractor pull!
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Its when you are fucking some one up the ass and then they shit all over you and the bed
I feel sorry for who ever that hotel housekeeper is its a Tijuana crime scene in there
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A specialty hand job popularized in Tijuana Mexico. It involves cupping ones hands together and blowing it like a trumpet whilst stroking a man's junk.
I "met" a girl in Mexico who was famous for giving a "Tijuana hand horn."
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