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Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.
Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".
See cheese with your whine, but has some stronger implications - namely that the recipient of the comment actually did have it coming, and there is no room to complain, with the implication that the recipient should quit bawling about it for that very reason.
Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?
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occurs when two people in a relationship feel a deep and sweet mental, physical and intuitive connection and can understand each other very well. Somehow they can sense clarity out of the mist and have tacit understanding of circumstances surrounding them. They also have a deep mutual love for one another and trust each other. Both individuals feel the sweet tissue connection and are able to gage each others feelings and emotions therefore taking steps to be there and help each other feel better at every pace of the way. Also known as a soul connection but sweet tissue connection is an awesomer term used to brighten the mood.
*in this case sweet tissue does not refer to a kleenex tissue sheet dipped in honey. Thank you. :)
Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up
My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.
An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
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According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.
Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein
when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).
Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.
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