Titanic Weed

A weed so potent, that not only does it get you stoned off your fucking ass in two hits, but makes you laugh so hard that tears start rolling down your face uncontrollably thus giving the appearance you have just watched "Titanic". Something as simple as a knock knock joke that you heard in 2nd grade can cause you to roll on the floor screaming and crying with laughter. Another name for this strain is "Period Weed" because it's only a carton of Ben & Jerry's and a can of chocolate frosting away from an all out period crying fest. So if you are up for smoking this Devil's Ganja, than grab some tissues and enjoy the ride.

Jared: (laughing uncontrollably)

Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"

Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."

Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."

Titan Smash

Power sex so violent that it seems to cause extreme natural disasters.

Person #1: Yo I titan smashed this girl last night. I think I might have caused an earthquake!

Person #2: Damn Nigga!

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Sink the Titanic

When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and penetrate her "Hull" with your "Ice Berg", and proceed to fill her with your fluids.

Mark: So Jack I saw you got with Rose last night *nudge nudge*
Jack: Yeah I did, and I'm gonna Sink the Titanic tonight!

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Hail the Titans

Terrible, just fucking terrible.

Guy one: Did you see that new Michael Bay movie yet?

Guy two: Yeah man, it was utterly Hail the Titans. I had to punch my grandmother in the throat just to forget about it.

titan toss

When a man inserts his fist into the vagina of a woman considerably smaller than himself, lifts her over his head, and throws her a large distance away.

"I gave the loose bitch the titan toss, and she fractured her neck."

or

"I tried the titan toss on her, but she was so tight, I just slammed her on the floor."

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The Reverse Titanic

When cleaning out your Facebook friends, you delete the women with children first.

I had to pull the Reverse Titanic on Lauryn. No one gives a shit that Owen sat up for the first time today.

Titanic fail

1. A fail of massive proportions
2. Taking failboat to a whole new level

Fail, just fail. No, that's an understatement. Titanic fail

That was the largest failboat I've ever seen. Heck, it was a freakin Titanic fail!